Why Is monogamy whispering its way back in? What a quaint development for 2025. Because nowadays everyone has a poly friend. Or three.

Relationship structures come with menus.

“Monogamish” is a lifestyle, not a phase. We’ve got flowcharts for fluid bonding agreements, Google Docs for jealousy protocols, and a booming TikTok market for explaining how to manage six partners with two full-time jobs and a kombucha starter.

But amid all the spreadsheets and sacred slings, a new voice is emerging. It’s quieter, less judgmental than the moral purity of the past. Less purity, more poetry. Less “one man, one woman,” more one person, one universe.

This isn’t a return to 1950s constraint. It’s a philosophical return to erotic containment—an intentional, almost mystical monogamy that says: What if choosing one person over and over again is the actual thrill?

The Moment Before the Kiss (Or Why Intimacy Isn’t What You Think)

Most intimacy theories feel like they were written by well-adjusted people in soft lighting.

You’ve got your Bowlby (1988), your Hazan & Shaver (1987), your Gottman ratios, your Perelian erotic mysteries. The usual suspects.

And to be fair, they’ve given us a solid foundation. Attachment theory tells us why we reach out—or run. Gottman gives us conflict blueprints.

Perel reminds us not to become our partner’s HR department.

But something’s still missing.

Not just in theory. In practice. In the actual counseling room.

In the couple sitting across from me—still technically married, still doing the dishes, still “working on communication,” and yet somehow lonelier than ever.

And what’s missing is this:

Most intimacy models assume people want closeness. But they forget how much effort goes into not drowning in it.

Which brings me to a theory I’ve started sketching in the margins of my session notes. Let’s jump in.

So there you are—both of you successful, intelligent, and highly scheduled.

One of you wants sex.

The other… doesn’t.

Or doesn’t want that sort of sex, or not right now, or not unless the laundry’s folded and the kids are asleep and nobody at work cried that day.

What began as a quiet mismatch has turned into a marriage-wide frequency negotiation, where every touch can feel like a transaction—or a trap.

Welcome to desire discrepancy: the most emotionally loaded—and least honestly discussed—issue in high-functioning relationships today.

It’s Not About Libido. It’s About Meaning.

You’ve got the job. The partner. The shared calendar.

You’ve even mastered parallel inbox management and two kinds of password manager. You’ve built the life you were promised would make you happy.

So why do you feel like strangers passing in a very expensive kitchen?

Welcome to the number-one complaint of professional couples in therapy: emotional disconnection.

You're not fighting. You're not cheating. You're not even disagreeing about who forgot to call the plumber. You're just… no longer real to each other.

Let’s start with a simple, chilling truth:
If your first lessons about sex came through violence and betrayal, adult conversations about intimacy may still feel like combat drills.

Now picture this: you're in a quiet lab in Canada. You've brought your partner. You're here to talk—on camera—about the one sexual issue that bothers you most.

Then, like some surreal therapy-themed video game, you’re handed a joystick.

You’ll use it to track, second-by-second, exactly how you felt while watching yourself argue about sex.

No pressure.

This isn't dystopian couples therapy—it's a groundbreaking experiment led by psychologist Noémie Bigras (2024). The study tried to map how childhood trauma rewires adult emotional responses during sexual disagreements.

And spoiler alert: attachment anxiety, not avoidance, turned out to be the real saboteur in the room.

Not All Trauma Is Equal, Especially When It Comes to Sex

In the world of relationship advice, most books speak in generalities—“partners,” “loved ones,” “communication breakdowns”—as if all relationships follow the same emotional map.

But if you’re in a relationship with another man, you know that map may be drawn quite differently.

That’s where Opening Up: A Communication Workbook for Male Couples by Rick Miller comes in—not just as a workbook, but as a lifeline.

It’s not loud, it’s not flashy, but it is deeply specific, and quietly revolutionary.

Let’s take a closer look at why this book has struck such a chord with therapists, couples, and reviewers alike.

Pregnant people Google some truly wild stuff at 3 a.m.—including, “Can my baby feel it when we have sex?” and “Will frequent lovemaking while pregnant affect my baby’s brain?”

These are the kinds of questions that belong to our most vulnerable and intimate selves—the ones that suddenly appear while brushing your teeth or halfway through watching The Great British Bake Off.

So let’s do this gently, but truthfully. In a world full of misinformation, medical shame, and grandma’s unsolicited advice, here’s the real story.

They both have impressive LinkedIn bios. She leads investor relations at a global private equity firm. He heads product at a fintech unicorn.

Together, they pull in a mid-seven-figure income—but unlike some high-achieving couples, they’re not in a quiet turf war.

They’re in alignment.

This is the story of a new generation of power couples who’ve replaced old narratives of dominance and silent resentment with something healthier: shared financial vision, collaborative planning, and emotional partnership.

It turns out, there is a cure for couples who’ve stopped having sex.

It’s not tantric yoga. It’s not couples’ retreats where you whisper affirmations at each other while covered in rose quartz. It’s not even a new mattress.

According to Professor Gurit Birnbaum—a psychologist at Reichman University in Tel Aviv who’s spent three decades studying sexual desire—your libido isn’t dead. It’s just... uninvited.

If your relationship feels like a long layover in Cleveland—safe, predictable, and sexually inert—Birnbaum has news: You can rebuild desire, but you’ll have to stop waiting for spontaneous combustion. Because in long-term love, the spark doesn’t reignite itself.

You have to strike the match.

“We’re soulmates with separate thermostats and calendars.”

In 2025, love stories aren’t just being told—they’re being re-edited.

One of the most resonant marriage memes among Gen X and young Boomers is not a poetic declaration of unity. It’s about having your own blanket.

Welcome to #MarriedNotMerged, where the hottest flex in a long-term relationship is emotional independence with a twist of deep, chosen interdependence.

These aren’t avoidant couples—they’re differentiated.

Let’s talk about what that actually means—and why David Schnarch and Ellyn Bader would probably be proud.

Let’s say you’re in a committed relationship.

Things are… fine.

But then a flirty coworker laughs a little too long at your joke.

You feel a twinge—an attraction, an ego-boost, a betrayal-lite. And before you know it, you’re online buying concert tickets. Or a ceramic juicer. Or both.

Why?

According to a new study in Current Psychology, it’s because encountering romantic temptation can subtly shift your purchasing habits—and in hilariously predictable, gendered ways.

Men tend to reach for experiences (like events, trips, or fancy dinners). Women, meanwhile, go for material goods (like gadgets, kitchenware, or home décor).

But here’s the kicker: it’s not about cheating. It’s about reaffirming your worth as a partner. A kind of consumerist self-cleansing.
“I flirted—but I also bought throw pillows. We’re good, right?”

It often doesn’t start as a complaint. It starts as a private ache, a sigh after another night of feeling like a prop in someone else’s movie. Eventually, it forms into a question:

Why is my husband selfish in bed?

It’s a powerful question—one that speaks to the gendered imbalance of emotional labor, the cultural conditioning of male sexual entitlement, and the quiet heartbreak of relational loneliness.

As a couples therapist, I can tell you: if you're asking this question, it doesn't mean you're broken. It means you're awake.